Scotty: Should we go to the bedroom?
Kevin: Can’t wait that long.
Scotty: Wait, are you this horny because we almost had a 3-way?
Kevin: What? Me? You could barely contain yourself on the car ride home!
*knock on door*
Kevin: Is that him?
Scotty: Of course that’s him, he knows where you live, right?
Kevin: Oh my god, he doesn’t take no for an answer!
Scotty: Should we let him in?
Kevin: Are you serious?
Scotty: Do you wanna let him in?
Kevin: This is how pornos start.
Scotty: Are we on the same page right now?
Kevin: I can’t believe we’re doing this.
Scotty: Okay I’ll get the door.